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THE WORST
OH GOD YES! I fucking LOATHE this! Same with trying to spit all lady like on the side of the road and spitting in your hair. GAH! I had pumpkin spice latte in my hair for hours before I could wash it out. Blech. Bright orange IS noticeable.

Every time I see a certain transvestite donkey witch…

How ironic. That’s exactly what I was doing when I stumbled upon this. Maybe its a sign to let it go…

I just had pizza and now I feel like a cow. Boo. :(

Got lots of this today. Leave it to Tumblr to know exactly how I feel.

Magic powers meaning my metabolism of gold sister and husband who can eat and eat and not gain weight…yes…